Friday, 28 September 2012


For reasons of your personal safety we cannot inform you of the identity of this Newgate site engineer. We could tell you that he is trained to kill with his bare hands and that he can
jump out of an aircraft without a parachute.

What we can tell you is that he is fully Health & Safety conscious, he glows in
the dark, and he is not related to the “Stig”. For covert barrier and gate installations, this is your man. For road blocker and turnstile installations, there is no-one better.

For dating your sister – forget it.

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